skinny jeans and my butt crack..

go hand in hand because either I have an elongated butt crack or skinny jeans seriously rise too low.

I need to get a good quality pair of mom jeans. yeahhh, the ones that are up to the bottom of my boobs..in light blue..with a cool mom belt.

then I'd probably need a van too. yeah, a van would be necessary to rock mom jeans. achilles would need to enroll into a soccer team as well.

yes..this sounds very promising. all for the sake of no more BUTT CRACK.